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red_folder.gif posted on 9/10/2011 at 14:25  
Tesekkur ederim :ros: :ros: :ros:
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red_folder.gif posted on 8/10/2011 at 17:30  
güzel mis :D paylasim icin tsk

Ayse cik senin telin olmadigina göre sen batmasin :D


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Ben bir kitap im okudukça daha karmaşık olur hikayem
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red_folder.gif posted on 5/10/2011 at 14:43  
tesekkurler neseniz bol olsun :ros: :ros: :ros: :ros: :ros:
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red_folder.gif posted on 5/10/2011 at 11:19  
:alkis: Telefon sahibi bati deseniz
dildar sagol sayende bugün nesemi buldum :bussi:


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Ya olduğun gibi görün, ya da göründüğün gibi ol.
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red_folder.gif posted on 4/10/2011 at 11:20  
Bir golf klubunun soyunma odasinda
bir suru adam giyiniyormus.
ortada duran bir cep telefonu calmis,
Yakinindaki bir adam hands-free konusma dumesine basmis
ve giyinirken konusmaya baslamis.
ADAM: Alo
KADIN: Merhaba sekerim, kulupte misin?
ADAM: Evet.
KADIN: Ay ben burda supper bir deri ceket gordum.
1000 dolarcik. Alabilir miyim?
ADAM: Oluur, madem cok sevdin, al tabii.
KADIN: Aslinda buradan once de galeriye ugradim.
Son modelleri gelmis, tam istedigim renkte birini buldum.
ADAM: Ne kadar?
KADIN: 60 000 dolarcik.
ADAM: O parayi vereceksem
butun aksesuarlarini isterim ama...

KADIN:Yasasinnn! Bi sey daha var:
Gecen sene begendigimiz ev yine satilik
ve
450 000 dolar istiyorlar.
ADAM: Tamam, ama 420 000 dolardan fazla verme sakin.
KADIN: Oldu sekerim. Sonra gorusuruz. Seni seviyorum.
ADAM: Ben de seni...Gorusuruz.
Adam telefonu kapatip afallamis sekilde
onu seyreden topluluga doner ve
sorar:
"Bu telefon kimin, bilen var mi?
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